Why men don't have babies...

Yesterday I went to have my eyebrows waxed, something I do about twice a year when they get so out of control I can't possibly give them shape myself with a tweezer. As I was laying in the chair, I had a little chuckle...reflecting on a recent conversation I had with Robert. I walked in to his bathroom while he was trimming his eyebrows with a pair of scissors. I said, "why don't you just tweeze them?" and his response, "because that would hurt too much"!!!